Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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