why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
should my penis look like a turkey
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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