who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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