its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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