We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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