Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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