That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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