I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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