Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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