I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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