butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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