LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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