before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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