So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
