Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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