**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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