i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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