his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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