This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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