I want to have your abortion
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
