Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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