Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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