How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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