i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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