I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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