I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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