the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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