he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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