Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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