i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Found the puke drawer
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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