Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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