I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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