dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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