I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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