Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I believe in your delicious
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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