My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You don't make any sense
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