your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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