How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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