The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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