i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
