new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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