I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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