Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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