This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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