i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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