so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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