Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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