pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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