don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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