I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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