Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
