Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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