okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The best revenge is premature balding
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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