spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
He has the fingertips of a God
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