areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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