i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
another moral hangover. fuck.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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