We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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