sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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